One of the Edinburgh scientists who cloned a sheep, decided secretly to create a duplicate of himself by cloning. He did so, but to his surprise, his clone would only talk in the most depraved and obscene language. Not only could he not take him anywhere in public, people mistook the clone for him and he was asked to resign from his golf club and the scientists' lunch club. In despair, the scientist lured his clone up to the top of Ben Nevis and pushed him off the summit to his death. However, he was seen doing this (there are always crowds at the top of Ben Nevis) and the police came for him. In vain he protested that it was only his own creation he had disposed of. "No sir," said the policeman. "It's a serious offence. We're arresting you for making an obscene clone fall."